so explain again why im purple
no
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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