what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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