he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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