Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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