they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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