i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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