bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
she told me i tasted like america
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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