you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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