Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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