no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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