i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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