so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm just crazy horny about you
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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