Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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