If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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