I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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