you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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