This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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