But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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