turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
