I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Randomize
