he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
