Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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