He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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