So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
