I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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