so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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