rhymes with "ouble enetration"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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