Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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