it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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