if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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