I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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