But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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