never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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