I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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