Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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