your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I have demons in me.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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