Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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