Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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