shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
