I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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