I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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