Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i will never coherently bang her
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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