Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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