margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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