If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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