Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Please, let me fuck your mom
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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