Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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