Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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