can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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