I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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