I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
