YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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