He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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