it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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