Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I believe in your delicious
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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