Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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