There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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