Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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