He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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